tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already

My cute Kitty Cat 3DS cover! ❤️❤️👾🎮❤️❤️ #cat #3ds #nintendo #handheldcuteness

My cute Kitty Cat 3DS cover! ❤️❤️👾🎮❤️❤️ #cat #3ds #nintendo #handheldcuteness

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did

animalcrossover:

Welcome to mayoral life, Conan.

animalcrossover:

Welcome to mayoral life, Conan.

drunkenashes:

can yOU IMAGINE SEEING YOUR INTERNET FRIEND SMILING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRONT OF YOU. I BET THEIR SMILE CAN LIGHT uP THIS ENTIRE WORLD 

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome
rufftoon:

inonibird:

Stick-Gods ~ The Power of Ra

Sun god messing up with cat (and lion) godesses. Love it.

rufftoon:

inonibird:

Stick-Gods ~ The Power of Ra

Sun god messing up with cat (and lion) godesses. Love it.

Feminism is not about who opens the jar.

It is not about who pays for the date. It is not about who moves the couch. It is not about who kills the bugs. It is not about who cooks the dinner. It’s not even about who stays home with the kids, as long as the decision was made together, after thinking carefully about your situation and coming to an agreement that makes sense for your particular marriage and family.

It is about making sure that nobody ever has to do anything by “default” because of their gender. The stronger person should move the couch. The person who enjoys cooking more, has more time for it, and/or is better at it should do the cooking. Sometimes the stronger person is male, sometimes not. Sometimes the person who is best suited for cooking is female, sometimes not. You should do what works.

But it is also about letting people know that it is okay to change. If you’re a woman who wants to become stronger, that’s great. If you’re a man who wants to learn how to cook, that’s also great. You might start out with a relationship where the guy opens all the jars and the girl cooks all the meals, but you might find that you want to try something else. So try it.
I’m full of love, and nobody wants it.
Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

ask-gallows-callibrator:

brontesnightthorn:

This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it.

i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the internet its just so wrong 

who writes these lines?? who is the smartass fucker that writes these?? it makes me sick

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
An overwhelmingly accurate statement (via insanity-and-vanity)